In Solitary – Planning My Own Business

24 07 2008

Cooling My Heels

I’ve been cooling my heels for awhile in solitary here at Corporate. Not really worth going into why I’m in here. Let’s just say I cause my own trouble. I’m fed up with buracracy. I’m tired of long hours of “fire-drills” fixing other people’s problems and running myself and my people ragged doing things the long way because someone before me didn’t care if it was the wrong way.

So while I’ve been in here, largely quiet to the outside world, I’ve been smuggling in information. And setting my goals for “The Great Escape”.  Sorry to those of you waiting so long since my last communication.

Here’s what I decided my top job objectives are:

1. Purpose. I want what I do to make a positive difference for my family and in other people’s lives.

2. Independence. I want to decide how much money I make and how I make it. I want to be able to make my income from anywhere…at home, while traveling overseas, on a beach, or climbing a mountain.

3. Community. There are a lot of great people out there in the world with a lot to offer. I want to build relationships, help each other, learn from each other, and work toward a greater good.

Watch for my next message out and I’ll start sharing some of the information I’ve smuggled in here on how to accomplish these objectives.





Working On My Escape Route

4 06 2008

Man, this is overwhelming! I’ve been on the inside for so long that I don’t remember what the outside looks like. I know I have to get outta here, but where will I go? What will I face when I get there?

Here’s what I’m thinking…

I’ve got to find some buddies on the inside who know what it is like out there. I’ve shared the basics of my plan with just a few trusted people so far:

  1. Escape Route
  2. Accomplices
  3. Supplies
  4. Safety
  5. Staying Free

The thing is, I know that there are a lot of people stuck in Corporate that want to escape. They are just afraid to say so. What if they’re seen hanging out with me. What if we leave evidence of our plans on the net or somewhere else that the Boss will see? Some have told me it’s just safer in here. At least we get the 3 squares that a paycheck provides. That big guarded wall also keeps people out ya know, not just in. If we try to go on our own, there are all kinds of enemies out there that will try to rob us blind. It’s hard not to get swayed by the fears of most in here.

Still, I know I’m right and I’ve got to press on. I’m still looking for accomplices. Here’s how they can help me plan my escape route.

First, we have to figure a way out of this place. That means looking for a time to go, a well-scouted path, and probably a diversion of some kind. We’ll also have to be picking up some skills and supplies on the side without getting caught or raising suspicion. I’ve managed to smuggle some information in and out of here that will help. Here are some of the guys on the outside that I’ve heard about and am trying to learn from. I don’t know these guys personally, and they don’t know me from Adam, but there creds came from making it out:

Tim Ferris, author of the 4-Hour Workweek (http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/). Tim put me on to the idea of getting more efficient when I’m on labor duty, using other people’s help to get stuff done, and the notion that there really is something better out there to focus my energy on.

Ed Dale, host of the 30 Day Challenge (http://www.ThirtyDayChallenge.com/challenge/16170). I’ve managed to get a secret communication link with Ed and some other guys and gals who are willing to be my accomplices. What’s cool is that Ed used to be in here, and he figured a way out. We’re going to learn a lot from him. Clickhere in the next couple weeks to join us.

And finally, a dude named Jeff Walker. I managed to get my hands on his blueprints for some awesome weapons that are going to protect me along the way. Check Jeff’s stuff out at http://www.sixinseven.com.

Gotta run now. Not good to stay in one place for too long!





Dreaming about the Outside

21 05 2008

Thanks to all of you who have the guts to join me so far. I know this ain’t gonna be easy, but I can taste the freedom. I’ve been dreaming of how it’s gonna be on the outside…nobody telling me where to be and what to do. When I work, it’s going to be for me and my family, not some faceless “them” reaping the rewards from my efforts.

Every once in awhile someone sneaks a copy of a contraband publication called “Dilbert” past the firewall. The hero is a grunt named Dilbert who gets the shaft at every turn…mostly from a pointy-haired boss who doesn’t have a clue. I wonder what Dilbert would do if he thought he could make a run for it. Would he go into business for himself? Or would he just move from one institution to the next? What should I do? Am I kidding myself, or is can the dream become a reality? Should “WWDD” (What Would Dilbert Do?) become my mantra? I think I’m goin’ a little nuts here. I need a bigger “posse” to help me with this.

Please put the word out. Spread the word so we can get more accomplices. I know they are out there…just afraid to speak up. And more importantly, maybe afraid to do something about it. I’ve gone to great lengths to protect our area here to be able to speak freely, so please chime in.





The Plan — Scratched in the Dirt

16 05 2008

I’ve been thinking about The Plan…

If I’m going to escape this place, my plan is going to have to be a good one!! In case anyone intercepts my communications, I’m going to use some code words. I’ll just refer to this place as “Corporate”. For now I’ll scratch this in the dirt so I can show you and a couple of other close buddies what I’m thinking. Then I’ll wipe it out. Here’s the outline of my escape plan from Corporate:

  1. Escape Route
  2. Accomplices
  3. Supplies
  4. Safety
  5. Staying Free

Is it cold out here? I have the distinct feeling we are being watched. We better split up and go about our business. I’ll get the word out when it is safe to get back together. Scram!!

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The Journey Begins

12 05 2008

One of my favorite movies growing up was “The Great Escape” with Steve McQueen. Now I’d be the first to say I’m no Steve McQueen (my wife would be the second), but I loved the idea that a group of guys in such desperate circumstances would react with courage, cunning, and innovation–and gain their freedom. Forgive me the tinge of drama, but I’m feeling a bit like one of those POWs. And I’m ready to escape.

CorporateNo, I’m not in a German prison camp. I’m a fairly successful corporate professional looking out between the psychic bars of my office window longing for the freedom of self-determination. After 20 years of working for the profit of corporate shareholders, under the ambiguity of hidden agendas, and tasked with marching orders from others who have long since forgotten why we are in business–I am ready to escape.

Want to come with me? I’m guessing you and I are a lot alike. Let’s go breathe the fresh air outside the confines of an impersonal, stagnant, limiting corporate existance. Where will it lead? Frankly, I’m not sure. In fact, I’m a bit afraid. There will be risks and uncertainty. There will be failure and frustration. We will have to be smart and choose our path carefully. But, ultimately, WE WILL SUCCEED!!